Welcome back loyal patrons. Tonight we have a program of film noir features for you, each featuring a a tempting skirt with evil on her mind and damnation on her lips. We haven’t really done a lot of noir flicks here, but I was in the mood for some and I thought you might like these.
QUICKSAND
Mickey Rooney is a schlub mechanic who is desperate to woo a gold digging woman who comes into the garage he works in. Short on money, he steals $20 from the register. He figures he can replace it before anyone finds out, but things go wrong and his “girlfriend” keeps demanding more and more expensive things. His one criminal act quickly leads him down a path of increasingly serious infractions and brings him into contact with some very unsavory characters, including the always great Peter Lorre.
DETOUR
A man eager to reunite with his estranged girlfriend is hitchhiking to California. When the seedy gambler he is riding with suddenly dies our protagonist is sure that the police will blame him for the death. Instead of reporting the incident, he assumes the dead man’s identity and heads down the road. Unfortunately for him, he picks up an astute young woman who quickly figures out what he is up to and threatens to expose him if he doesn’t do everything she wants. He is quickly thrust into situations that are much worse the his original problem. This one is great a little thriller.
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It is a new year loyal patrons and your local desktop drive-in is back in business. I’m sorry for the lack of output in December, but things just kept coming up. Anyway, we are back on track and ready with a double feature about some men who make questionable choices in their lives. This makes things rough for them, but pretty OK for use, because we’ve got a couple legit 70s drive-in classics ready for download.
WEEKEND WITH THE BABY SITTER
A middle aged man is preparing for a quiet weekend at home as his wife is about to take their baby out of town with her for a couple days. Somebody forgot to call the sitter, however, and she shows up expecting to watch the kid. Instead she and the husband head to Hollywood for a weekend that involves sex drugs, bikers, and shocking revelations.
THE SISTER IN LAW
An aspiring singer threatens his life and career when he gets involved with his seductive sister-in-law and with the drug smuggling ring run by her husband.
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If you are a fan of old school, questionably dubbed, violent 70s Kung Fu movies, you’ve come to the right place this week. We’ve got a two-fisted double bill that you are sure to enjoy
RAGE OF THE MASTER
When a martial arts master and his wife are killed by a former student, his son and daughter want to seek revenge, but neither are powerful enough. Their uncle sends them to Tiger, a distant relative who is reputed to be unrivaled in the ways of beating ass. unfortunately Tiger has promised his ailing mother that he will never fight again. Soon however, things happen that drag him into the conflict anway and much punching, kicking and knife fighting insures.
KUNG FU FEVER
This one is pure Brucesploitaton gold. A training manual that supposedly contains the late Bruce Lee’s secret finger technique (snigger) is sought after by the forces of good and evil alike. That is really it for the plot, but there is enough eye-gouging and x-ray punches to fill in the gaps.
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Well, another Thanksgiving is behind us, as is another frantic day of shopping for those dumb enough to do it. Well, far be it from your Dollar Movie Drive-in to not be topical. So, this evening, I have a couple blacksploitation flicks for you in celebration of “Black Friday” and both are definitely left over turkeys.
TNT JACKSON
A hard hitting lady cop heads to Asia in search of the drug lords that murdered her brother. Ass beating and bad acting explode across the screen! Oh, and lets take a moment and be thankful for Jeanne Bell’s topless karate fight. God bless us, every one.
THE GUY FROM HARLEM
OK, anyone who has actually seen TNT Jackson knows that if I’m making that movie the A picture, this one must be a whole new level of craptastic. They would be correct. This movie is one of the worst, most ineptly made terribly acted, awfully choreographed pieces of crap that you will ever fall in love with. If you have a taste for the terrible you will definitely want to check this one out.
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Welcome back to your desktop drive-in. Tonight we are featuring a couple of old school war movies in celebration of Veteran’s Day.
CORREGIDOR
A doctor and his staff in a hospital on the Philippine island of Corregidor shortly after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor try to treat the sick, injured and wounded as American and Filipino troops desperately try to beat back a ferocious Japanese attack.
GUNG HO
The true story of Carlson’s Raiders and their World War II attack on Makin Island.
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Were back with another triple threat of Spanish horror with the second part of our Paul Naschy horror fest.
WEREWOLF VS THE VAMPIRE WOMAN
Two female students looking for the grave of an infamous witch team up with a mysterious nobleman who is looking for a silver cross that is supposed to be buried with the long-dead sorceress in hopes that it will free him of his werewolf curse.. The group unwittingly revives the vampire queen by pulling the cross from her chest.
FURY OF THE WOLF MAN
Seeking a cure for his full moon fever, a troubled werewolf hooks up with a female scientist, who turns out to be a sadistic mad woman with plans of her own.
DR. JEKYLL AND THE WEREWOLF
This time out the werewolf ends up turning to the grandson of the original Dr. Jekyll in hopes of freeing himself from his savage alter-ego.
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It has been a few weeks since we’ve add much going on at the old drive in, but we’re back now and bigger than ever. Instead of one streaming movie each week, we’ll be showing a double or triple feature each month. Also, all of the movies will be delivered via download in one large ZIP file. This will, allow for a little better copy of each movie for you to watch.
I couldn’t let the Halloween season pass without kicking this new format off with something big. To that end I will be offering six horror hoots starring Spain’s most famous horror export, Paul Naschy.
Naschy is most known for his 20 or so Werewolf movies. I’ll be getting to three of those next week. This week I bring you three of his non moon beast movies. We’ve got lots of good stuff for you tonight, so let’s get started.
VENGEANCE OF THE ZOMBIES
Naschy is an Indian mystic who uses black magic to bring recently murdered women back from the dead in order to commit revenge killings for him.
HORROR RISES FROM THE TOMB
Paul plays a duel role in this one. He is a mid-evil Satanist who is beheaded for his long laundry list of crimes. He is also the 1970s descendant of the long-dead warlock who mistakenly resurrects the evil wizard, who is now free to commit ritual murder. This one isn’t totally a zombie movie, but there is a REALLY great zombie sequence when several of the Warlock’s victims are raised to shambling life and sent after the survivors.
DEVILS POSSESSED
This time our man is once again using black magic in a mid-evil setting. This time in order to remain in power over an unhappy nation.
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That is it kids, come back next week to see Naschy’s famous werewolf character take on a sadistic female doctor, a vampire witch and Dr. Jekyll himself. See you then.
What we have here is the original 1970s Italian movie “Inglorious Bastards”, which has nothing to do with the recent movie of the same name, other than it is set in WWII. The movie has been re-cut by American distributors to focus more on the Fred Williamson character. Whatever you call it, it is a great, fun, over the top action flick with some good characters and a lot of stuff going for it.
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Did you ever wonder why the T-1000 never had much to say in Terminator 2? Well, this is the movie that tells you why. Despite Robert Patrick’s dubious skills in this one, the movie is a heck of a treat for crap cinema fans. It plays like a K-Tel Records compilation of 80s action movies. You’ve got elements of Mad Max, The Terminator, Indiana Jones, Romancing the Stone and Return of the Jedi (you’ll know it when you see it).
The movie opens in 2026 and a lone warrior is being chased across a post apocalyptic landscape by a gang of killers. A gun fight and multiple explosions follow. He takes refuge in an old temple and finds the The Spear of Destiny, or at least the tip anyway. Touching this somehow shoots him back in time to the present (1986).
Robert Patrick and his girl our out doing, whatever. They are assaulted by a gang of bikers, but our warrior from the future steps in, beats some ass and is shot for his trouble. With his drying words, he asks the girl to find the rest of the spear and keep it from evil. Doing this will, somehow, stop the end of the world from happening.
OK, still with me? Well this movie has everything you want in a trashy action movie. We’ve got Natzies, Amazon Warriors, 2 or 3 full-on Kung-Fu fights, a Bruce Lee clone, hidden temples, melting bikers, Women fighting to the death over a pit of crocodiles and more. You’ve even got the second most holy relic in Christendom (right behind the Holy Grail) stowed away in a hotel room toilet tank for safe keeping at one point. The only thing you could ask for is maybe midgets. Oh wait, there is an ENTIRE TRIBE of them running around in the jungle. This may very well be the perfect movie.
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When you see the names Roger Corman and American International Pictures associated with a science fiction movie, you can be assured of a low budget, a high cheese factor and a really good time. Add to all this the fact that Corman brought on film student Frances Ford Coppola to spruce the movie up and direct a scene with two Martian animals fighting, you have yourself a nice hot slice of b-movie goodness in which the United States and the Soviets are struggling to be the first nation to colonize Mars.
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