Archive for September, 2011
What we have here is the original 1970s Italian movie “Inglorious Bastards”, which has nothing to do with the recent movie of the same name, other than it is set in WWII. The movie has been re-cut by American distributors to focus more on the Fred Williamson character. Whatever you call it, it is a great, fun, over the top action flick with some good characters and a lot of stuff going for it.
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Did you ever wonder why the T-1000 never had much to say in Terminator 2? Well, this is the movie that tells you why. Despite Robert Patrick’s dubious skills in this one, the movie is a heck of a treat for crap cinema fans. It plays like a K-Tel Records compilation of 80s action movies. You’ve got elements of Mad Max, The Terminator, Indiana Jones, Romancing the Stone and Return of the Jedi (you’ll know it when you see it).
The movie opens in 2026 and a lone warrior is being chased across a post apocalyptic landscape by a gang of killers. A gun fight and multiple explosions follow. He takes refuge in an old temple and finds the The Spear of Destiny, or at least the tip anyway. Touching this somehow shoots him back in time to the present (1986).
Robert Patrick and his girl our out doing, whatever. They are assaulted by a gang of bikers, but our warrior from the future steps in, beats some ass and is shot for his trouble. With his drying words, he asks the girl to find the rest of the spear and keep it from evil. Doing this will, somehow, stop the end of the world from happening.
OK, still with me? Well this movie has everything you want in a trashy action movie. We’ve got Natzies, Amazon Warriors, 2 or 3 full-on Kung-Fu fights, a Bruce Lee clone, hidden temples, melting bikers, Women fighting to the death over a pit of crocodiles and more. You’ve even got the second most holy relic in Christendom (right behind the Holy Grail) stowed away in a hotel room toilet tank for safe keeping at one point. The only thing you could ask for is maybe midgets. Oh wait, there is an ENTIRE TRIBE of them running around in the jungle. This may very well be the perfect movie.
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